Finally, A Halloween Wreath…
And, Randomly, Will Oldham

As you may recall, I’ve made lots of holiday wreaths with my hot glue gun. But not my favorite holiday: Halloween. I began a craft stash for this purpose. These yucky limbs were lying about my apartment for months as I waited for fake cucarachas from China to arrive, subconsciously making me watch Ted Bundy documentaries.

This Halloween wreath IN MY MIND was the grossest thing ever. .. and though it’s a start, it’s not quite there yet. So consider this the first draft… and now that David Allen Coe’s In My Mind performed by Will Oldham is in my head, I’m going to put some Will Oldham in this post to lighten the mood.

Ew.

Don’t go away grossed out, you’re entering the Will Oldham portion of the post.

A long time ago when I sewed Will Oldham on my shirt:

And this, because it still makes me crack up. I always wondered if this was Kanye’s idea…