Another Christmas, Another Bûche De Noël 🪵🌟🎄

With the motivation of making a showstopper for the big day, I embarked upon the annual challenge of assembling a vegan Bûche De Noël. And though the end result is always spectacular to look at, I have accepted that, thus far, the texture of a vegan cake rolled and compressed will always be a bit off. So this might be the last year I present this classic holiday dessert to loved ones–unless there is a new recipe I stumble upon that yields a better result.

I want to share how deliciously wonderful this recipe for Brown Sugar Ermine frosting is despite the main recipe (a pumpkin roll which I attempted twice) failing. Ermine frosting is an old fashioned recipe that results in airy, cream-like frosting with a nuanced sweetness. And it requires no powdered sugar! You start with boiling a milk and flour slurry with brown sugar first. You cool the result, a thick and fragrant caramelly glop of heaven, then whip it with butter and vanilla.

It has a beautiful texture and is far better than a typical buttercream. I look forward to another reason to make a batch of this!

So here is the cake that would be rolled into the log. I used this recipe again, like I had for a couple of years. It is not very rich and indeed results in a thin moist cake you’d imagine would be good for rolling. But it doesn’t have much chocolatey flavor. Using a cake as a means to achieving a successful roll, instead of taste, wasn’t sitting right with me, but still I roll…

The end result is a kind of light brown Yodel cake–both with consistency and taste.

Flipped out of the pan

Covered in powdered sugar. Some recipes call for covering in cocoa powder, but I think that’s too bitter.

It rolled easily in the tea towel, tightly and firm.

Because it is such a thin cake, I made another to roll lengthwise.

Here they sit. The worst part would be unrolling them to add that delicious frosting. Note: I stupidly put the frosting in the fridge as it’d have to stay out longer than I was comfortable with while cakes cooled. But it went rock solid in the fridge then broke when I re-whipped despite the recipe noting that it would be fine. Kind of a bummer.

Rolled up with that broken frosting. Waaah

Moving onward to garnish. I was happy to mold these adorable marzipan magic mushrooms for my forest scene. My guy helped make the spots.

I needed some green moss for my log. Here is the green moss coming together. I really like the look the green gave to the end product, but next time a more Earthy hued green would be better.

Ready for their log!

I made a ganache frosting to coat the log–to impart some real chocolate flavor but also to help hold up the mushrooms. This chocolate spackle did its job well and we drove 5 and a half hours to Long Island and nothing on the cake budged!

All ready for its photoshoot! I like it, but peep the texture of that cake. It looks horrid! Like cafeteria hamburger!

Just try to focus on how cute the mushrooms are

My awesome thrift store fire roaring in the back

I am convinced that my fridge is the best light box.

It was a beautiful cake to bring to my folks’ but next year… hmmmm. What do I do next year?